Santa Dukandar Se "Mujhe Mobile Men MP3 Gane Dalwane Hain Mobile Dukaandar Bola "Memori (Memory) Card Hai Kya?" Santa: "Nahin Memori Card To Nahin Hai Rashan Card Chalega?"
Bhikhari: Sahab 20 Rupaye Do Chay Pini Hai Santa: Lekin Chay To 10 Rupaye Ki Milti Hai? Bhikhari: Sahab Garlfrend Bhi Piyegi Santa: Are Wah Bhikhari Ne Garlfrend Bana Li? Bhikhari: Nahin Sahab Garlfrend Ne Bhikhari Bana Diya
Santa: Vakil Sahib Meri Vasiyat Likh Do Main Marne Ke Baad Apna Sab Kuch 'Yatim Khane' Ko Daan Karna Chahta Hu Vakil : Kya Kya Hai Tumhare Paas? Santa: 1 Bivi Aur 2 Bachche
Santa Panjab University Men Karmchariyon Ke Liye Aarakshit Shauchala Men Gaya Andar Seet Par Baitha To Samne Likha Hua Tha Ki "Itna Jor Padhai Par Dete To Aaj Kisi Achchi Seet Par Baithe Hote"A
Pappu: Pita Ji Netaon Ke Kapadon Ka Rang Safed Kyon Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Taki Dal Badalne Par Bhi Kapade N Badalne Paden
Banta: Meri Bivi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ki Main Kya Bataaun Santa: Vo Kaise? Banta: Kal Maine Achanak Piche Se Jakar Uski Aakhon Par Hath Rakha Aur Bola "Bata Main Kaun?" Santa: To Fir? Banta: Vo Boli "Dudh Wala Ha Ha Ha"A